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Bladefury12

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PostSubject: Corrupt-a-wish   Corrupt-a-wish I_icon_minitimeSat Feb 19, 2011 3:07 pm

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and introduce one of my favorite examples of pessimism, a game I learned on a different forum, and introduced to a second:

Corrupt-a-wish!

The rules are simple:

I make a wish, and the next person to post finds an ironic way to derive bad consequences from granting the wish, or to otherwise tag a downside to it, and so on and so forth.
For example:

1 wrote:
i wish i had a Corvette
2 wrote:
granted. you got it real cheap because it was crushed under a giant anvil.

i wish i was the most attractive person in the world
3 wrote:
granted. you are the most attractive person in the world, and both sexes now want your body.

i wish i had a big, juicy steak.
4 wrote:
granted. how's your diet going?

i wish i was invulnerable to every kind of harm.
5 wrote:
granted, however, you can no longer drive down one-way streets on Tuesdays.

i wish for world peace


If a wish is uncorruptable, there are two courses of action: corrupt it anyways, or answer the wish with "not granted".
The latter is by far the funnier option, in my opinion.

So, what does everyone think?

Oh, by the way...
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Bladefury12

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-a-wish   Corrupt-a-wish I_icon_minitimeSat Feb 19, 2011 3:07 pm

Oh and by the way, I wish for a flying donkey Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-a-wish   Corrupt-a-wish I_icon_minitimeSat Feb 19, 2011 8:40 pm

Bump!!
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-a-wish   Corrupt-a-wish I_icon_minitimeMon Feb 21, 2011 11:26 am

A flying donkey? Granted, but as it can fly it might poop on your head!

I wish I could meet Cleopatra in person and tell her that there is a Wikipedia entry about her. She would be amazed, wouldn't she?


P.S. Well anyway, I usually don't play such forum games and never did. So forgive me if I'm not getting something Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-a-wish   Corrupt-a-wish I_icon_minitimeThu Feb 24, 2011 6:05 pm

Granted you see cleopatra, but she is so amazed she has a heart attack and dies right infront of you

I wish for a new computer D;
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-a-wish   Corrupt-a-wish I_icon_minitimeMon Mar 14, 2011 6:47 pm

Bladefury12 wrote:
Granted you see cleopatra, but she is so amazed she has a heart attack and dies right infront of you

I wish for a new computer D;

Granted. You get a new Computer but it breaks the next day.
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